Here are a few of my favorite bloopers from various things I've read lately.
“The lesson here is that there is not necessarily some magic bullet that is going to stop these mass shootings, though I wish there were,” Mr. Winkler said.
How about blanks?
The dead on outstanding Mountain views will leave you breathless.
Maybe you should bury them before the Open House.
I'll have to bring matches.
Publisher “Five Simple Steps” seized to exist.
Sounds like it was sudden.