"You're right, it's a fake, but it's a good one. Somebody's gonna find it and think they hit the jackpot. There are a few people I could have given it to. Roy, the guy who brings the Meals on Wheels, or the UPS delivery guy, I don't know his name but he's always friendly. But anybody who's seen me recently knows my situation and I think it would creep them out to be wearing a dead man's watch. I hope it's found by a young guy, somebody just getting his start in life. I hope it makes him feel like he's gonna be rich and live forever."
image: Ryan McGuire
Words: Jurgen Wolff