"The low level laser used in i-lipo creates a photobiomodulation effect that can break down triglyceride and glycerol molecules. This process now makes them small enough to exit through your prose and be used as fuel by your metabolism."
If you've been been accused of writing flabby prose, now you know why.
"Recently he had to throw a couple of guys out for being too drunk. They called him names. But after losing 152 pounds, they didn’t call him fat."
They were probably too weak from losing all that weight.
"30 Strange Gadgets and Accessories for Babies That Actually Exist"
Can we buy them for imaginary babies as well?
"For the price of a latte from Starbucks, once a month you get 12 issues of Confidential Cures."
You can give copies to 11 friends.
"Watch adorable double-amputee kitten learn to walk, fall down stairs."
I detect a hint of sadism mixed in with that LOL.
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