Here are some actual newspaper headlines recently featured on the Odd Stuff Magazine site:
"Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs"
"Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25"
"Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons"
"Student excited dad got head job"
"Missippi's literacy program shows improvement"
"Homicide victims rarely talk to police"
and my favorite...
"One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers"